My Nurse Assistant Certification came in the mail the other day! I am now officially certified by the state of California to wipe ass and clean viginas. My CA certification is just a cheap paper card from the Department of Public Health. My card from Nevada State Nursing Board is nicer and looks like an ATM card.

Cert Number: CNA 007XXXXX
Cert Title: CERTIFIED NURSE ASSISTANT
Effective Date: 2009-05-28
Expiration Date: 2011-08-07
Status: CERTIFICATE IS ACTIVE, EMPLOYABLE

http://www.applications.dhs.ca.gov/cvl/SearchPage.aspx

Time for house hunting and job searchin'...